Cosmic Kitchen

Find far-out falafel, beyond the beetroot belt, where spears of pickled turnips pierce the kaleidoscopic night, auroras of aubergine purple and salad green, red-onion rings around celestial falafel, planetary falafel, gravitational falafel, falafel so big they don't fit in the terrestrial sky, falafel twisting, twirling, spinning through the black vast reaches of space. Five stars.